I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
