It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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