No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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