My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Randomize
