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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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