WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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