Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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