hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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