i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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