I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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