Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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