What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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