Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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