Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
