I've blown a few things in my day
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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