Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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