i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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