girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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