So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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