And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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