im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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