The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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