I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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