This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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