dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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