thus making me awesome and them whores
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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