he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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