At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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