that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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