After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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