i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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