No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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