She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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