Im at strip club and am horny
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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