Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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