I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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