Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
