Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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