is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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