Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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