The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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