Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I didn't shave. On purpose
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
