She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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