did you get engaged???
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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