On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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