He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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