Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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