My liver just broke up with me...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You are a genius and a whore.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
