So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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