i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
