So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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