I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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