So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what if I'm pregnant?
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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