I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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