dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Fuck appropriateness.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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