Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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