I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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